imdemetrialynn:

toocooltobehipster:

[video]

lmfaoo this shit is funny & important to watch

(vía geekycrap)

207 520 notas

#lmao

#racism

  • Director: Do you have a monologue prepared for us today?
  • Me: Yes I do.
  • Director: In your own time.
  • Me: Ashley Katchadourian... you were supposed to be watching the door. You... were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed... to be watching the door, Ashley Katchadourian. Do you know what these are Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girls arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She's a pencil, she's a swizzle stick, you can use her as a pool noodle, and now i'm holding up her arms. Her arms. I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms Ashley Katchadourian, a girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in pearl harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own pearl harbor here today. Oh my god, how could you do this to us, you literally bombed us like the Japanese you are. And me, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm Ben Affleck and i'm holding two fucking girls arms. And you're Cuba Gooding junior disappointing everybody. Live with that!

559 notas

#the most popular girls in school

<3 Bree

Danielle was a dumb bitch

(vía fiaspice)

28 508 notas

#desperate housewives

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

^^ that’s exactly the movie

(vía dadsworld)

110 287 notas

#the lego movie

Is this based on Michelle Duggar?

Is this based on Michelle Duggar?

(vía 420brother)

63 599 notas

#duggars

femeparadise:

buy-lotus-on-itunes:

Fixed it

thanks!

I can’t with her team, first taking Trolldan to the stage and now this…. smh

(vía speared)

171 notas

#britney spears

potatochipped:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

I’m sobbing and this isn’t even funny I hate what I’ve become

(vía dadsworld)

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#lol

#infomercials

davnnh:

The Nekci Menij Show - Ep 29 - “The Single Life”

(vía iamveryrichbitch)

172 notas

shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

(vía awkwardmoan)

363 006 notas

#lmao

2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

image

#staywoke

I’m sceptical about this new ebola outbreak too….

(vía postergirlwithnoposter)

116 547 notas

#this truth

#I blame amurika as usual